Tuesday, November 23, 2010


I read this somewhere and besides being comical, it was really true!

"As I mature: "

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in!

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare youself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and that you better have some talent, like being a good cook, or have a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

----------Of course I've also learned by experience that -------

A friend is, as it were, a second self; someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. And, growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.

Laughter is the medicine of life.

Pets are a necessity!

No matter how many times you proof read something, there will always be mistakes!

That just when I was getting use to yesterday, along came today!

No word in the English language rhymes with the words: month, orange, silver or purple (and burble does not count!)

"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be typed on one row of the keyboard!

And, no matter what Swedish people tell me - "Uffda" is a Swedish word cause my Grandma said so!

So, try to have a "good day" when someone wishes you one!

1 comment:

  1. I like the "don't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think" So true! The people we asked for advice on marriage cause we thought they had a good one, a few months later were getting a divorce. Guess things aren't always as they appear.